XUL RUINS MUSIC for $75

*Please read my terms of service before reaching out*

I can ruin your song in around 2 hours:

Lots of distortion, Waves plugins and random samples from around Reddit and the internet. It may not be the same genre, but it will be interesting.

I will take out all profanity/blasphemy and also change the words around if I don't agree with the message or order. I may put my own vocals on there if I feel there is a message people need to hear.

It's art, I may make some changes to make it sound sonically better (it will be mixed to a professional standard at minimum) but consider yourself an 'art patron' that has commissioned a work. You probably won't expect what I will do, just because I couldn't really tell you until after it was completed.

Quick turnaround time, great communication and a wonderful conversation piece.

What I offer:

- Crazy remixes. Professional but abnormal.
- One revision (small mix adjustments only, nothing with arrangement or design)
- Preaching the Gospel on songs (this isn't ruining but enhancing)
- Singing on songs (I make my own lyrics)
- Street Cred (rural Germany)
- I may make Reggaeton or other latin club beats (Doble Paso) upon request

What I don’t offer:

- Mastering (I have a guy I can refer to)
- Normal multi-track song mixing (remixes are different)
- “Wallpaper” Common Techno
- Rap/Trap/Hip-Hop anything (nothing personal)