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I have written a trucker parody of
Gangster's Paradise called
Trucker's Paradise
I am looking for a male rapper to perform the song using their own equipment or just using a simple karaoke app like Smule

America's most famous female trucker would very likely use it for her Channel
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https://www.smule.com/recording/coolio-feat-l-v-gangstas-paradise/708293932_3156457519?lyricStyle=0


I have written a trucker parody of
Gangster's Paradise called
Trucker's Paradise
I am looking for a male rapper to perform the song using their own equipment or just using a simple karaoke app like Smule

America's most famous female trucker would very likely use it for her Channel
She has over 30,000 subscribers
I sent her to demo of me doing this song and she loved it
She said that she was going to share the song on her page

So I would also be putting the song on a bunch of trucker Facebook pages getting exposure and of course I would give the artist full credit for performing this song as well as links to their websites and YouTube pages and so on

Truckers Paradise

As I drive through the valley of the shadow of death
I got Pam on the right I got Swift to the left
and I've been out on the road for so long
that even my team driver thinks my mind is gone
but I never passed a truck that didn't deserve it
me behind a slow ass truck
you know that's unheard of
ya gotta watch out how you're drivin and parkin
And you better not walk around tha lot after dark
Ain't one to complain but I gotta loc
As I feel myself choking on the diesel smoke
I don't know much but I must confess
Don't know if I remember my own home address

Been spending most my life living in a trucker's Paradise

Oh great the scale is open
and I got to go in
just got pulled around
I guess that's just my luck
So I got to be nice to the DOT
And refrain from using words that start with fuck
I'm an educated fool who just wants some miles
Got the wheel in my hand and my eye on the prize
I'm a loc'd out
set trippin trucker
And the pedal is down
so don't cha cut me off fucker
Payday ain't nothing but a day away
I'm living life on the edge what can I say
I'm 50 years old will I live to see 51
The way thangs is goin I don't know

Been spending most my life living in a trucker's Paradise

A pick up and a drop off
a drop off and pick up
Everybody's drivin
but half of them ain't lookin
What's on the menu at Denny's
cuz I sure as hell don't feel like cookin
I'm really hangry now
I missed a call from dispatch
But if I'm in a dead zone
how can they reach me
I guess they can't I guess they won't
I guess that's how I know
I need a better phone y'all

Been spending most my life living in a trucker's Paradise

C missi Howard 2019
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